#U KNOW WHAT'S FUNNIER

[qserasera]

@blackidyll said: @qserasera ngl though i do actually think they absolutely DID mean to frame it that way. like dh’s very first absolute thought is to pull out the jade abacus although there’s so many other ways he could prove that they’re the astral express? (literally, he’s the databank archivist). like he went straight to almost threatening boothill back here. and the funny thing is that dh could absolutely just boot (pun intended) boothill off the express himself, but nah (cont)

he’s gotta show off the boyfriend. also the fact that boothill is a galaxy ranger following the hunt and dh just pulled out the -my boyfriend is THE general of the luofu, a literal emanator of the hunt how do you like that?- card is just.. he’s both using jy to threaten and show off at the same time. it’s hilarious. please come back to this thought when you’ve finished the 2.2 quest (if you haven’t already!)

SCREAMING YELLING CRYING....my friend.....blackidyll you are. SOOO OBJECTIVELY CORRECT

anyways i have!!! FINISHED 2.2 and am ready to hear every single jingheng thought u may have pls Ramble this is full permission to do so!!!!

i kno they likely didn't mean to frame it this way, but i loveee the cdrama overtones of 'are u threatening us? my boyfriend has status and power backing him, and gave us this specific seal to use if we ever need to call on him. do Not test me.'

[isjasz]

i swear this was funnier in my head

(day 10 for dddaily4sherin KAJSKLJA)

[afterartist]

⚠️⚠️CW BLOOD⚠️⚠️

He’s so me

[lanshappycorner]

when lance becomes a divine visionary, i think it would be cute if he came back from work and just quietly sits there and stares at dot (he's healing his soul by looking at his cute boyfriend)

[mintypsii]

not a part 2, but here's a prequel to this sanuso comic I did last month !!! (takes place the night before ,, technically after the first three panels)

[haunted-xander]

You raised a child together Thancred what did you expect

+ a bonus I came up with while drawing this lol

[nyapollo]

watching wwdits s6 with my dad and he went "guillermo & nandor are in love right?" hes just like me

[harbingersglory]

i know i said more dom!reader blah blah blah sorry arlecchino rotted my brain severely. tmasc bunny!arle giving me severe brain damage /pos

(he/him prns used for arle)

at a glance, the big ears and small puffball of a tail might temporarily make you think Arlecchino is far sweeter then he actually is. how could anyone who looked so cute be anything but, right?

but you know better. you serve under Lord Arlecchino - literally. tucked under his desk while he makes you slobber and choke all over his strap. you barely get to breathe with his hand fisted in your hair, keeping you right where he wants you. if you've been particularly exemplary on your little missions, he might even let you sit on his lap. though whether thats worse or not is debatable, making you cockwarm him as he works. and you'd better keep quiet, too. he's not above muzzling you or just straight up shoving his fingers into your mouth to silence you while you squirm on his lap.

maybe if you last until he's done he'll fuck you properly. bend you over his desk and pound your pretty little holes until you're unable to stand. he'll still make you clean up his strap afterwards, of course.

it's when he's in a bad mood that he really gets going. sheds the act of polite, dignified little bunny. no, he's here to break you in and use you like the little toy you are. and you'll let him, won't you? drooling all over his strap when he fucks your throat raw, drags you into the nearest room the moment he sees you to watch your eyes roll back into your head as his cock stretches you out..

he's just as much of a mess as you are when he's this pent up, though. he doesn't bother keeping up appearances when he just has some pent up stress to get out. if you could even think straight you'd notice his puffball of a tail wagging and his ears drooping as he ruts into you, panting and grunting against your ear when you cum around his strap for the tenth time. you could almost swear you heard him whimper, but you'll be in a world of punishment if you mention it the next day (he absolutely did).

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Late Night Talking

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[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

[sapphosclown]

jeff definitely had a situationship with the dean between s3 and s4 and that thought makes watching s4 10x more enjoyable

[littlefridayhoney]

S.COUPS and Jeonghan in [GOING SEVENTEEN] 돈't Lie Ⅲ & the fable of the scorpion and the frog (extended ver.)

[sn0wp1anets]

i found another joel saying fag clip im sorry

[ask-itager]

who's taking whose last name when you get married?

But really it doesnt matter since we'll still be called "mister germany" and "mister italy" anyways

[tequiilasunriise]

Enid: Guys, I just found out that Bianca is bilingual! Isn’t that so cool?

Wednesday, resident multilingualist: Is that so, Barclay?

Bianca, enjoying all of the attention: Yeah, it’s no big deal

Enid: What do you mean ‘no big deal’? Of course it is-

Bianca: Alright, alright, you can stop it with the flattery

Enid: -It means you like both guys and girls! And I, for one, totally support you!

Bianca:

Wednesday:

Yoko:

Divina:

Eugene:

Kent:

Xavier:

Ajax:

Weems’ ghost:

Literally just all of Nevermore:

Enid: What :DDD?

✨Bonus fer the gays✨

Yoko, pulling away from Divina’s arms and whispering: Now, I can’t say I can judge your choices without being a hypocrite

Divina: HEY!

Yoko: But are you sure you want that one, Addams?

Wednesday, sighing dreamily as Enid preens with her chest proudly puffed and completely oblivious to what just happened: Unfortunately.

[von-leg]

Happy pride